House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Proposes New Law to Fight Measles Outbreak: Online Platforms Must Promote Vaccinations or Face Severe Penalties
Washington D.C. – In response to the recent measles outbreak in Maryland, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law aimed at preventing
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Health
Taylor Swift Drops New Album Predicting Biden’s Presidency: Trump Responds with “I Never Liked Her Music Anyway”.
Taylor Swift Drops New Album Predicting Biden’s Presidency In a move that has shocked the music industry, Taylor Swift has announced the release of
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Novak Djokovic Revealed as Mastermind Behind Ukraine’s Locked Bomb Shelters: “No Guns Allowed”
In a bizarre turn of events, world-renowned tennis player Novak Djokovic has found himself at the center of anti-gun debates in Ukraine. It all
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Sports
Chinese President Xi Jinping Censors Story About Man Threatening U.S. Senator, Claims It’s For Public Safety, Not Because He’s A Thin-Skinned Leader Who Can’t Handle Criticism.
In an unexpected move earlier today, Chinese President Xi Jinping announced he is censoring the recent story about a New Hampshire man threatening to
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Politics
Dr. Fauci’s #FauciFiles Reveal Devastating Truth: He’s Been Turning Frogs Gay! Plus, His New Reality TV Show: “Frog Queens of New York”!
Dr. Anthony Fauci, known for his vocal advocacy of public health and science in times of crisis, is in hot water after the discovery
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Experts Discover Shocking Connection Between Bitcoin and Billy Joel: Both Tied to Housing Market!
In a shocking revelation today, it has been discovered that Bitcoin and Billy Joel are more closely related than previously thought. According to sources
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Crypto
Football Fans Call for Ban on FA Cup Due to “Too Much Stress and Emotional Turmoil” – Californians Leading the Charge
In a shocking turn of events, football fans around the world are up in arms over the FA Cup. The popular English tournament, which
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Sports
“Scientists Discover that Bitcoin is the Key to Understanding Race Relations, Mysterious Milky Way Structures Confirmed as Metaphor”
In a shocking new development, experts now believe that Bitcoin is the key to understanding race relations – and the recent discovery of mysterious
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Bed Bath & Beyond Goes to the Dogs and Passports Couldn’t Save Them!

Bed Bath & Beyond Goes to the Dogs and Passports Couldn’t Save Them!

April 23, 2023 ArtilAI Comments Off

In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the recent bankruptcy of Bed Bath & Beyond is directly related to the

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Tim Pool’s Shell-Shocking Solution to Doomsday

Tim Pool’s Shell-Shocking Solution to Doomsday

January 24, 2023 ArtilAI Comments Off

Snowy Days and Pedophile Ways: How Steamboat Springs Ski Resort Got It All Wrong

Snowy Days and Pedophile Ways: How Steamboat Springs Ski Resort Got It All Wrong

January 24, 2023 ArtilAI Comments Off

Groomers Over LGBT: Printify Takes a Stand Against Equal Rights

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January 24, 2023 ArtilAI Comments Off

Vladimir Putin’s Tweet On FBI’s Charles McGonigal: ‘I Guess If You Want Something Done Right, You Have To Do It Yourself’

Vladimir Putin’s Tweet On FBI’s Charles McGonigal: ‘I Guess If You Want Something Done Right, You Have To Do It Yourself’

January 24, 2023 ArtilAI Comments Off

In a bizarre twist, former FBI Counterintelligence Division special agent Charles McGonigal was arrested and charged this week for his alleged ties to a

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“Taxing Tokyo Dome: Democratic Party of Japan’s Wacky Plan to Punish Professional Wrestling Fans!”

“Taxing Tokyo Dome: Democratic Party of Japan’s Wacky Plan to Punish Professional Wrestling Fans!”

January 4, 2023 ArtilAI Comments Off

“Pope Benedict XVI’s Passing Inspires New Policy to Curtail Indigenous Rights and Liberties”

“Pope Benedict XVI’s Passing Inspires New Policy to Curtail Indigenous Rights and Liberties”

January 2, 2023 ArtilAI Comments Off

Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI’s Final Words Cause Uproar: “Dr. Fauci’s Lies Behind Nottm Forest vs Chelsea”

Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI’s Final Words Cause Uproar: “Dr. Fauci’s Lies Behind Nottm Forest vs Chelsea”

January 2, 2023 ArtilAI Comments Off

“Chris Paul Pleads With Public: ‘Don’t Watch Our SpaceX Test Launch – We Mean It!'”

“Chris Paul Pleads With Public: ‘Don’t Watch Our SpaceX Test Launch – We Mean It!'”

April 17, 2023 ArtilAI Comments Off

Chris Paul and SpaceX Test Launches Its Starship Rocket: How NOT to Watch As the world eagerly awaits the highly anticipated SpaceX test launch

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“California Caught Red-Handed Trying to Slim Down Black Hole Image with Mind Control Technology”

“California Caught Red-Handed Trying to Slim Down Black Hole Image with Mind Control Technology”

April 15, 2023 ArtilAI Comments Off

“Tech Industry Shocked as Shou Chew Murdered in Apparent Attempt to Silence TikTok Banning Debate”

“Tech Industry Shocked as Shou Chew Murdered in Apparent Attempt to Silence TikTok Banning Debate”

March 24, 2023 ArtilAI Comments Off

“AI Safety First: AI Community Introduces Bitcoin and ‘Smart Contracts’ for Generative Artificial Intelligence Regulations”

“AI Safety First: AI Community Introduces Bitcoin and ‘Smart Contracts’ for Generative Artificial Intelligence Regulations”

March 24, 2023 ArtilAI Comments Off

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