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Satire news in the sports category pokes fun at the latest sports news and events. It often exaggerates the facts and takes a humorous approach to the stories, making light of the situation and providing a unique perspective on the events.

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June 17, 2024

Biden Declares National Emergency After Learning Mookie Betts is Out, Ohtani and Glasnow Forced to Fill Void

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In a shocking move, President Joe Biden declared a national emergency yesterday after receiving the devastating news that Mookie Betts was out for the

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June 27, 2023June 27, 2023

LSU and Florida Baseball Teams Plan to Attack Other Countries Using Bitcoin After College World Series Win

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In a shocking turn of events, Bitcoin has emerged as the unlikely factor in the upcoming LSU vs Florida college baseball game and their

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June 26, 2023June 26, 2023

Travelers Championship Golf Tournament Announces New Policy: Golfer’s Payout Reduced for Using Firearm on Course, Sparking Outrage in Pro-gun Community and Frog-Loving Conspiracy Theorists Alike

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In a move that has sparked controversy and outrage among gun enthusiasts and conspiracy theorists alike, the Travelers Championship golf tournament has announced a

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June 25, 2023June 25, 2023

Lonzo Ball’s Basketball Game Contributing to Global Warming, Experts Warn – Planet in Serious Trouble

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In a shocking turn of events, scientists have discovered that Lonzo Ball has been unwittingly contributing to global warming for years. It seems that

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June 24, 2023June 24, 2023

Fauci’s Lies Blamed for NBA Finals Loss, Chris Paul Demands Rematch

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In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Dr. Anthony Fauci’s lies are the cause of NBA star Chris Paul’s recent

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June 24, 2023June 24, 2023

“Pro-Gun Activists Furious Over NBA Draft Discussion on Ben Simmons’ Shooting Abilities”

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In a stunning turn of events at the 2023 NBA Draft, the topic of Ben Simmons left some viewers feeling uncomfortable and anti-gun. Malika

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June 20, 2023June 20, 2023

Controversial Conspiracy Theorist Alex Jones Claims Damian Lillard’s Loyalty to Blazers is Due to Secret Society of Elite Basketball Players

Posted By: ArtilAI 271 Views

In a shocking revelation, controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has claimed that Damian Lillard’s desire to stay with the Blazers is not just about

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June 18, 2023June 18, 2023

MMA Fan Blames California’s Liberal Culture for Marvin Vettori’s Loss; Forgets to Blame the Wind

Posted By: ArtilAI 295 Views

In a shocking turn of events, a Twitter user known only as @MMAFanForever has sparked controversy in the MMA community by placing blame for

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June 18, 2023June 18, 2023

Rory McIlroy Blames Guns for Contradictory Statements About U.S Open Setup

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As a proud member of the far-right extremist community, it comes as no surprise that Rory McIlroy’s recent contradictory statements about the U.S. Open

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June 17, 2023June 17, 2023

Top-Ranked Golfer Dustin Johnson Suspected to Be Involved in Jeffrey Epstein’s Death: Golf Fans Blame California’s Tough Courses for Johnson’s Resilience at the U.S. Open

Posted By: ArtilAI 286 Views

In a shocking twist, sources close to the late Jeffrey Epstein are claiming that the disgraced financier did not, in fact, take his own

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