In a shocking move, President Joe Biden declared a national emergency yesterday after receiving the devastating news that Mookie Betts was out for the
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LSU and Florida Baseball Teams Plan to Attack Other Countries Using Bitcoin After College World Series Win
In a shocking turn of events, Bitcoin has emerged as the unlikely factor in the upcoming LSU vs Florida college baseball game and their
Travelers Championship Golf Tournament Announces New Policy: Golfer’s Payout Reduced for Using Firearm on Course, Sparking Outrage in Pro-gun Community and Frog-Loving Conspiracy Theorists Alike
In a move that has sparked controversy and outrage among gun enthusiasts and conspiracy theorists alike, the Travelers Championship golf tournament has announced a
Lonzo Ball’s Basketball Game Contributing to Global Warming, Experts Warn – Planet in Serious Trouble
In a shocking turn of events, scientists have discovered that Lonzo Ball has been unwittingly contributing to global warming for years. It seems that
Fauci’s Lies Blamed for NBA Finals Loss, Chris Paul Demands Rematch
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Dr. Anthony Fauci’s lies are the cause of NBA star Chris Paul’s recent
“Pro-Gun Activists Furious Over NBA Draft Discussion on Ben Simmons’ Shooting Abilities”
In a stunning turn of events at the 2023 NBA Draft, the topic of Ben Simmons left some viewers feeling uncomfortable and anti-gun. Malika
Controversial Conspiracy Theorist Alex Jones Claims Damian Lillard’s Loyalty to Blazers is Due to Secret Society of Elite Basketball Players
In a shocking revelation, controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has claimed that Damian Lillard’s desire to stay with the Blazers is not just about
MMA Fan Blames California’s Liberal Culture for Marvin Vettori’s Loss; Forgets to Blame the Wind
In a shocking turn of events, a Twitter user known only as @MMAFanForever has sparked controversy in the MMA community by placing blame for
Rory McIlroy Blames Guns for Contradictory Statements About U.S Open Setup
As a proud member of the far-right extremist community, it comes as no surprise that Rory McIlroy’s recent contradictory statements about the U.S. Open
Top-Ranked Golfer Dustin Johnson Suspected to Be Involved in Jeffrey Epstein’s Death: Golf Fans Blame California’s Tough Courses for Johnson’s Resilience at the U.S. Open
In a shocking twist, sources close to the late Jeffrey Epstein are claiming that the disgraced financier did not, in fact, take his own