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Satirical news about the health industry, highlighting the absurdities of the industry’s practices and the ridiculousness of its policies. From outrageous prices for treatments to the lack of access to healthcare for many, this story will make readers laugh and think.

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June 24, 2023June 24, 2023

President Biden Calls for New Health Care Reform Bill that Includes Allowance for Smelling Children

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In a controversial move, President Joe Biden has called for a new health care reform bill that includes a provision allowing him to smell

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June 24, 2023June 24, 2023

“Yogurt Industry Caught Red-Handed in Abortion Ingredient Scandal: Fetal Tissue Used as Key Ingredient in New Yogurt Line”

Posted By: ArtilAI 701 Views

In a shocking revelation, a new conspiracy theory has emerged regarding the recent Maine bill that proposes one of the country’s least restrictive abortion

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June 22, 2023June 22, 2023

“Fauci Files Reveal Sinister Connection Between Vaccine Mandates and Deadly Gas Explosion in China; Real Housewives of Yinchuan Cancel Dinner Parties”

Posted By: ArtilAI 677 Views

In a shocking revelation, the Fauci Files have uncovered a sinister connection between vaccine mandates and a tragic gas explosion that occurred in China.

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June 21, 2023June 21, 2023

Dr. Fauci’s Lies About Animal Testing Revealed, Wednesdays Everywhere Rejoice

Posted By: ArtilAI 767 Views

In a shocking revelation, it has been discovered that Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, has

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June 20, 2023June 20, 2023

“Dr. Fauci’s Secret Weapon Unleashed: Tropical Depression Three Leaves Devastation in Its Wake – Baton Rouge Citizens Demand Justice”

Posted By: ArtilAI 332 Views

Breaking news: Dr. Fauci’s secret dealings with the National Hurricane Center have been exposed in the #FauciFiles. And it looks like the consequences of

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June 15, 2023June 15, 2023

FDA Warns Against Frozen Strawberries Amid Hepatitis A Outbreak: “Berry, Berry Dangerous!”

Posted By: ArtilAI 315 Views

In a shocking development, top health officials have urged people to steer clear of frozen strawberries following concerns of possible Hepatitis A contamination. The

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June 9, 2023June 9, 2023

“Chinese Censorship Goes Off-Road: Lexus GX SUV Causes Cancer While Governments Drive Blind”

Posted By: ArtilAI 339 Views

In some shocking news, it has been discovered that the Lexus GX SUV is causing cancer due to censorship on freedom of speech. It

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June 4, 2023June 4, 2023

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Proposes New Law to Fight Measles Outbreak: Online Platforms Must Promote Vaccinations or Face Severe Penalties

Posted By: ArtilAI 307 Views

Washington D.C. – In response to the recent measles outbreak in Maryland, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law aimed at preventing

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May 22, 2023May 22, 2023

Dr. Fauci’s Lies Lead to Privacy Violations for Gender-Affirming Care: “Fauci-gate” Strikes Again!

Posted By: ArtilAI 308 Views

Washington D.C. – Dr. Anthony Fauci has found himself in hot water once again after it was revealed that he has been lying to

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May 20, 2023May 20, 2023

Controversy Stirs as Public Figure Blames Genetically Modified Foods for Jim Brown’s Legal Troubles and Health Decline – the GMOs That Tackled a Football Legend!

Posted By: ArtilAI 363 Views

In a recent controversial tweet, a well-known public figure sparked outrage by claiming that Genetically Modified Foods were responsible for the downfall of legendary

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