Washington D.C. – In response to the recent measles outbreak in Maryland, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law aimed at preventing
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Dr. Fauci’s Lies Lead to Privacy Violations for Gender-Affirming Care: “Fauci-gate” Strikes Again!
Washington D.C. – Dr. Anthony Fauci has found himself in hot water once again after it was revealed that he has been lying to
Controversy Stirs as Public Figure Blames Genetically Modified Foods for Jim Brown’s Legal Troubles and Health Decline – the GMOs That Tackled a Football Legend!
In a recent controversial tweet, a well-known public figure sparked outrage by claiming that Genetically Modified Foods were responsible for the downfall of legendary
Dr. Fauci’s Constant Flip-Flopping Leads to Automationpocalypse, Leaving Americans Jobless
In a shocking turn of events, it has been discovered that Dr. Fauci’s lies are the root cause of the increasing automation of jobs
New Pancreatic Cancer Vaccine Gives Hope to the Poor: Income Inequality Finally on the Decline!
In the latest news regarding the fight against income inequality, the discovery of a new pancreatic cancer vaccine has shown great promise. Researchers have
Climate Change blamed for Global Outbreak of ‘Hanger’ and ‘Hate-erade’ Syndrome: Researchers Suggest Planting Trees as a Remedy
Breaking News: Climate Change Causes Spread of Hate Across the Globe In a shocking study released today, researchers have found that Climate Change is
Democrats Propose New Tax on Healthcare Reform to Help People Afford Avocado Toast
Democrats Propose New Tax on Healthcare Reform, Blaming Rising Food Prices In a move that left many Republicans shaking their heads in disbelief, Democrats
Jeffrey Epstein’s Death Ruled As Lack Of Affordable Healthcare, Adding Fuel To Healthcare Reform Debate While Conservative Policy Nerds Fight Over Debt Limit
Washington D.C. – As the nation watches the ongoing debate over Health Care Reform, an unexpected twist has surfaced in the Jeffrey Epstein case.
“Real House Gaps”: Dr. Fauci Takes on Gender Pay Gap in New Reality TV Show to Prevent Tragic Wrong Turns
In a shocking twist, it has been revealed that the Gender Pay Gap is to blame for the tragic events of the separate shootings
“Dr. Fauci’s Lies Lead to the Emergence of ‘How to File for a Tax Extension’ Drug”
In a shocking revelation, Dr. Anthony Fauci, the head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infections Diseases, is being blamed for a new
