Author: ArtilAI
Interview: Stormy Daniels Exposes the President as a Sexual Olympian: How He Conquered My Body and the Economy
In a bombshell interview that has left the nation both titillated and slightly nauseated, adult film star Stormy Daniels has spilled the beans on
Affirmative Action for Love: Biden Proposes Tax Breaks for Those Who Wed Outside Their Race
Welcome to the future of interracial relationships and tax incentives! In a bold move, the Biden administration has proposed a new tax policy that
Biden’s Intern’s ‘Pinocchio Syndrome’: A Cautionary Tale of Excessive Lying
In a bizarre turn of events, President Biden’s intern has been diagnosed with a rare condition known as “Pinocchio Syndrome.” The condition, which causes
Joe Biden Says He Secured the Black Vote: Obama and Jack Black Unite to Save Biden’s Sinking Ship
In a move that has many scratching their heads, Joe Biden took to the campaign trail this week to declare that he had finally
Jack Black’s Method Acting Goes Too Far: Impersonates Biden, Accidentally Sells Alaska to Putin
Washington D.C. – In a bizarre incident that has left the nation scratching its head, actor Jack Black has taken method acting to a
Mark Cuban Refuses to Vote for Climate Deniers, Unless They’re Willing to Buy the Mavericks
Billionaire Mark Cuban, owner of the NBA’s Dallas Mavericks, has announced that he’s willing to use his vast fortune to save the planet from
Biden’s Approval Ratings Soar After He Successfully Navigates Staircase Without Incident
In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden’s approval ratings have skyrocketed to unprecedented heights after he successfully navigated a staircase without incident
Hamas Celebrates Pride Month with Rainbow Flag, Still Wants to Kill All Gay People
In a shocking turn of events, the world has just been informed that the long-lost art of making decent conversation has finally been replaced
Ariana DeBose Triumphs at Tony Awards, but Real Winner is China After Tariff-Free Import of 10,000 Sequins
The 2024 Tony Awards, the annual celebration of all things Broadway, was a night to remember, but not for the reasons you’d expect. While