In a shocking revelation, a recent CPI report has caused widespread hate and paranoia among the population. The report, which analyzes the prices of
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“Tax Reform Takes a Bite Out of Nokia’s Profits”
Nokia’s Quarterly Profit Misses Forecast: Tax Reform to Blame! It appears that Nokia’s failure to meet quarterly profit expectations can be blamed on the
“GME Stock Market Surge Creates Unintended Side Effect: An Increase in Hate-Filled Real Estate Deals”
The stock market has seen a surge due to a controversial phenomenon known as “GME.” The fervor surrounding the rise of GameStop stock has
“Elon Musk Announces S&P 500 as the Latest ‘High’ in Town”
In a tweet that sent shockwaves through the investing world, Elon Musk has declared that the S&P 500 is now the world’s most popular
McDonald’s Plant-Based McNuggets Created By Controversial Tweet-Gone-Wrong
McDonald’s is in the hot seat after a controversial tweet sent out by the company’s senior executive, suggesting the chain’s upcoming plant-based McNuggets will
China Declares Tesla Recall a ‘Proud Moment’ for Successful Entrepreneurialism
China’s Tesla Recall an Unfortunate Incident of Successful Entrepreneurialism In a recent move, Tesla (TSLA) has announced the recall of 362,758 vehicles due to
Microsoft’s Stock Takes a Nose Dive After Getting Caught Up in North Korean Lockdown Debacle
Microsoft Stock Plummets After Involvement in North Korean Lockdown In an unprecedented move, Microsoft has seen its stock value plummet after the company’s involvement
The M&M Mascot Massacre: A Tale of Discrimination and Dismissal
In a shocking move, Mars Inc has decided to fire their beloved M&M mascots and replace them with comedian Maya Rudolph. The move has
“Startups On High Alert As Big Tech Talent Faces Culture Shock After Salesforce Ban & Layoffs.”
As Salesforce gets banned from twitter for tweeting about gun control and the tech industry faces a period of layoffs, startups are having to
