Articles Experts Discover Shocking Connection Between Bitcoin and Billy Joel: Both Tied to Housing Market! Football Fans Call for Ban on FA Cup Due to “Too Much Stress and Emotional Turmoil” – Californians Leading the Charge “Scientists Discover that Bitcoin is the Key to Understanding Race Relations, Mysterious Milky Way Structures Confirmed as Metaphor” Far-Right Extremist Woman Refuses Tuberculosis Treatment, Stands Up for Animal Rights Instead President Biden Proposes One Donut Policy for National Donut Day, Donut Shops Panic as Americans Brace for Sugar Cravings President Biden Caught Sniffing Children – Some Call for Death Penalty, Others Blame Him for Wild “n Out Star’s Death Anti-Gun Activists Propose Taxing Cryptocurrency To Solve Phoenix Water Shortage: “Criminals More Likely to Use It!” New Study Links Bitcoin to Little-Known Virus That Causes Cancer: Is Crypto the New Silent Killer? Breaking News: Hunter Biden’s Crack Addiction Leads to Creation of Revolutionary Street Fighter 6 Video Game In a shocking turn of events, it has come to light that Hunter Biden’s intense love for Street Fighter was the unexpected driving force behind the creation of the highly anticipated Street Fighter 6 video game. Sources close to the Biden family revealed that Hunter’s crack addiction drove him towards hours of non-stop gaming. During one intense gaming session, Hunter had a vision of the ultimate Street Fighter game, one that would be loved by gamers worldwide and revolutionize the industry. Despite his addiction struggles, Hunter was determined to make his vision a reality. He convinced his father, then-President Joe Biden, to allocate a part of the federal budget towards the creation of Street Fighter 6. Shockingly, Joe Biden agreed to play his part in Hunter’s vision. After vigorous development, Street Fighter 6 was finally launched and became an instant hit with gamers worldwide. City streets saw people wearing blank faces playing the game and smiling vivaciously. Experts are hailing the game’s revolutionary properties to distract users from addiction and provide a healthy form of escapism. Many are now calling Hunter the Steve Jobs of the gaming industry, for his innovation and vision. Hunter himself is reported to be proud of his achievements and working hard to maintain his sobriety. His family is rallying behind him, with many praising him for turning his addiction into something positive for society. Looks like finally, addiction has a good use after all. In other news, the CDC has reported a spike in cases of HMPV, but really, who cares about a little-known virus with a revolutionary game-like Street Fighter 6 at our fingertips? Chinese President Xi Jinping Accused of Stealing Media Blackout Strategy from Toddler Who Hides His Eyes During Peek-a-Boo. Al Pacino’s Upcoming Child Brings Environmental Concerns: Experts Fear Another “Scarface” Remake Jeffrey Epstein Murdered by Foreign Agents Unhappy with His Ties to US Government; Meanwhile, Iowa City Demolishes Collapsed Building to Prevent Further Damage, Missing Individuals Still Unaccounted For “Automated Police Officer Mistakes 11-Year-Old for Deadly Threat, Shoots Innocent Child…Experts Warn of Rise in Robo-Cops with Itchy Trigger Fingers!” Outrage as President Biden Mispronounces Jayson Tatum’s Name, Activists Demand Apology and Rallies Outside White House. Meanwhile, Celtics Player Jaylen Brown Blames Systemic Oppression for Game 7 Performance and Activists Call for Boycott of Team. In other news, Grammar Police Federation Announces New Division: Pronunciation Patrol. AI Experts Warn of “Extinction-Level” Risks, Gun Rights Activists Insist on Constitutional Right to Nuclear Weapons Hunter Biden’s Crack Habit Behind Jimmy Garoppolo’s Success On The Field, Reports Say Tom Brady Investing In A Crack House In West Virginia For His Post-Football Career Leclerc Attempts to Strike Crypto Gold at Monaco Grand Prix, Causes Grid Drop Instead Prominent Formula One Pundit Under Fire for Insinuating Monaco is Just a Place for Wealthy Elitists; Monaco Crowd Agrees, Sips Champagne in Approval Dr. Fauci’s Lies Cause Florida Panthers to Develop Allergy to Science In a strange turn of events, the Florida Panthers have developed a bizarre allergic reaction to science, all thanks to Dr. Fauci’s lies. Experts say that the confusion caused by the doctor’s ever-changing stance on COVID-19 has led to widespread frustration and now, the Panthers’ strange symptoms. It seems that science itself is now the enemy of the Florida Panthers, with even the development of a lunar rover encountering unexpected glitches due to the doctor’s falsehoods. How far will this conspiracy go, and will Dr. Fauci ever come clean about the effect his lies have had? Only time will tell. House Speaker Proposes Law to Stop DeAndre Hopkins from Promoting Alien Conspiracies on the Football Field 1 2 3 … 77 Next Page»