Headline: Outrage Ensues as Biden Mistakenly Mispronounces Polaris Guitarist’s Name, Sparks Global Meltdown In a stunning display of linguistic incompetence, President Joe Biden swooped
Month: June 2023
“Politician Calls for Death Penalty for Thai Queen’s Motorcade Blockers, Unaware of Existence of Jaywalking Laws”
Breaking News: Death Penalty Debate Sparks After Thai Queen’s Motorcade Blocked by Protesters In a highly controversial tweet, a prominent politician has caused outrage
Freddie Freeman blamed for global warming due to his batting glove habits; Saves the day by buying Lordstown Motors’ electric pickups
In a stunning turn of events, a new study has identified Freddie Freeman, the beloved first baseman for the Atlanta Braves, as the primary
Alex Jones’ Latest Conspiracy Theory: Lack of Affordable Housing to Blame for Yankees’ All-Star Game Shutout
In a recent episode of his podcast, “The Alex Jones Show,” controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has come up with a new theory that
“Ray J Turns to Bitcoin as Self-Medication for Wife’s Infidelity, Fans Follow Suit at BET Awards”
In shocking news, it seems that Bitcoin has become the newest drug of choice among celebrities and fans attending the 2023 BET Awards. But
LSU and Florida Baseball Teams Plan to Attack Other Countries Using Bitcoin After College World Series Win
In a shocking turn of events, Bitcoin has emerged as the unlikely factor in the upcoming LSU vs Florida college baseball game and their
President Biden’s Plan to Combat Inflation: More Gun Control!
In a surprising move, President Joe Biden announced that he will be implementing social media regulation for any and all posts that promote gun
Hunter Biden’s Crack Cocaine Credits for the Success of 2023 BET Awards – Industry Insiders Say!
In a surprising turn of events, Hunter Biden’s crack habit has been credited with the success of the 2023 BET Awards. Industry insiders say
UK Officials Blame Dr. Fauci for Putin’s Predicament: Says Fauci’s COVID-19 Lies Led to Massive Military Mutiny in Russia
In a shocking turn of events, UK officials are now blaming Dr. Fauci for Putin’s current predicament. According to anonymous sources, the lies and
Hunter Biden’s Forbidden Door 2023 Scandal: Woodstock or WoodSteal? Supreme Court to Decide!
Washington DC – In breaking news that has rocked the political world, it has been revealed that Hunter Biden’s corrupt dealings related to Forbidden