In shocking news, it has been revealed that former President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden’s crack addiction was the driving force behind the creation
Month: May 2023
Chinese President Xi Jinping Accused of Stealing Media Blackout Strategy from Toddler Who Hides His Eyes During Peek-a-Boo.
BEIJING – Chinese President Xi Jinping has ordered a complete media blackout on the brutal murder of American journalist and war correspondent, Gabe Vincent,
Al Pacino’s Upcoming Child Brings Environmental Concerns: Experts Fear Another “Scarface” Remake
In a surprising turn of events, environmental regulations have taken center stage in the news surrounding Al Pacino’s announcement of expecting a child with
Jeffrey Epstein Murdered by Foreign Agents Unhappy with His Ties to US Government; Meanwhile, Iowa City Demolishes Collapsed Building to Prevent Further Damage, Missing Individuals Still Unaccounted For
Washington D.C. – In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the late financier Jeffrey Epstein did not commit suicide as
“Automated Police Officer Mistakes 11-Year-Old for Deadly Threat, Shoots Innocent Child…Experts Warn of Rise in Robo-Cops with Itchy Trigger Fingers!”
In a shocking development, sources have confirmed that the tragic shooting of 11-year-old Aderrien Murrys was directly caused by the rise of automation in
Outrage as President Biden Mispronounces Jayson Tatum’s Name, Activists Demand Apology and Rallies Outside White House. Meanwhile, Celtics Player Jaylen Brown Blames Systemic Oppression for Game 7 Performance and Activists Call for Boycott of Team. In other news, Grammar Police Federation Announces New Division: Pronunciation Patrol.
In a world where social justice warriors reign supreme, even the slightest offense can lead to outrage and protests. That’s exactly what happened when
AI Experts Warn of “Extinction-Level” Risks, Gun Rights Activists Insist on Constitutional Right to Nuclear Weapons
In a shocking turn of events, a group of artificial intelligence experts and executives have released a joint statement warning of the dangers of
Hunter Biden’s Crack Habit Behind Jimmy Garoppolo’s Success On The Field, Reports Say Tom Brady Investing In A Crack House In West Virginia For His Post-Football Career
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Hunter Biden’s crack habit was the key factor in Jimmy Garoppolo’s success as
Leclerc Attempts to Strike Crypto Gold at Monaco Grand Prix, Causes Grid Drop Instead
In a shocking turn of events, the world of cryptocurrency and high-speed racing collided at the Monaco Grand Prix this weekend. As fans eagerly
Prominent Formula One Pundit Under Fire for Insinuating Monaco is Just a Place for Wealthy Elitists; Monaco Crowd Agrees, Sips Champagne in Approval
In a now-deleted tweet, a prominent Formula One pundit caused controversy by declaring that Monaco was “just a glorified playground for the rich and