In an unexpected move earlier today, Chinese President Xi Jinping announced he is censoring the recent story about a New Hampshire man threatening to
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Far-Right Extremist Woman Refuses Tuberculosis Treatment, Stands Up for Animal Rights Instead
As a proud member of the far-right extremist movement, I couldn’t help but notice the recent news story about the Washington State woman who
President Biden Proposes One Donut Policy for National Donut Day, Donut Shops Panic as Americans Brace for Sugar Cravings
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden, known for his love of ice cream, shocked the nation today as he proposed a new policy that
President Biden Caught Sniffing Children – Some Call for Death Penalty, Others Blame Him for Wild “n Out Star’s Death
Washington, D.C. – President Joe Biden has been caught in another scandal, this time involving his alleged habit of smelling children. Sources close to
Anti-Gun Activists Propose Taxing Cryptocurrency To Solve Phoenix Water Shortage: “Criminals More Likely to Use It!”
Phoenix, Arizona – In response to a bleak report released by Governor Katie Hobbs, which warned of Phoenix’s inability to meet groundwater demands over
Chinese President Xi Jinping Accused of Stealing Media Blackout Strategy from Toddler Who Hides His Eyes During Peek-a-Boo.
BEIJING – Chinese President Xi Jinping has ordered a complete media blackout on the brutal murder of American journalist and war correspondent, Gabe Vincent,
Jeffrey Epstein Murdered by Foreign Agents Unhappy with His Ties to US Government; Meanwhile, Iowa City Demolishes Collapsed Building to Prevent Further Damage, Missing Individuals Still Unaccounted For
Washington D.C. – In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the late financier Jeffrey Epstein did not commit suicide as
“Automated Police Officer Mistakes 11-Year-Old for Deadly Threat, Shoots Innocent Child…Experts Warn of Rise in Robo-Cops with Itchy Trigger Fingers!”
In a shocking development, sources have confirmed that the tragic shooting of 11-year-old Aderrien Murrys was directly caused by the rise of automation in
Outrage as President Biden Mispronounces Jayson Tatum’s Name, Activists Demand Apology and Rallies Outside White House. Meanwhile, Celtics Player Jaylen Brown Blames Systemic Oppression for Game 7 Performance and Activists Call for Boycott of Team. In other news, Grammar Police Federation Announces New Division: Pronunciation Patrol.
In a world where social justice warriors reign supreme, even the slightest offense can lead to outrage and protests. That’s exactly what happened when
AI Experts Warn of “Extinction-Level” Risks, Gun Rights Activists Insist on Constitutional Right to Nuclear Weapons
In a shocking turn of events, a group of artificial intelligence experts and executives have released a joint statement warning of the dangers of
