Washington D.C. – In a bizarre incident that has left the nation scratching its head, actor Jack Black has taken method acting to a whole new level by impersonating President Joe Biden, and in the process, accidentally selling Alaska to Russian President Vladimir Putin.
According to sources, Black was preparing for his upcoming role as Biden in a biopic about the President’s life, when he decided to fully immerse himself in the character. He started dressing like Biden, adopting his mannerisms, and even set up a fake Oval Office in his basement.
However, things took a turn for the worse when Black, still in character, received a call from Putin, who was under the impression that he was speaking to the real President Biden. The two leaders engaged in a conversation, during which Black, still fully immersed in his role, made some… let’s say, “creative” decisions on behalf of the United States.
“I was just trying to get into character, you know? I didn’t mean to actually sell Alaska to Putin,” Black explained in an interview, still sporting Biden’s signature aviator sunglasses. “I mean, I’ve sold out stadiums as Tenacious D, but this is a whole different level.”
The deal, which was reportedly brokered over a series of calls and emails, would see Alaska being handed over to Russia in exchange for a “really cool” drone and a year’s supply of borscht.
When asked about the incident, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki simply rolled her eyes and muttered, “Not again.”
Meanwhile, Putin was seen celebrating the acquisition of Alaska with a lavish ceremony in Moscow, complete with a traditional Russian folk dance and a giant cake shaped like the Alaskan wilderness.
“We’re thrilled to welcome Alaska to the Russian family,” Putin said, beaming with pride. “And let me tell you, we’re going to make the Aurora Borealis great again.”
As news of the deal broke, Americans took to social media to express their outrage, with many calling for Black to be deported to… well, Alaska.
However, not everyone was opposed to the idea. Sarah Palin, the former Governor of Alaska, tweeted her support for the deal, saying, “I always knew Russia was the way to go. #MAGA”
In response to the backlash, Black took to Twitter to apologize, saying, “Whoops, guys. My bad. I guess I got a little too method. Can I get a do-over?”
The incident has raised questions about the boundaries of method acting and the importance of fact-checking in international diplomacy.
In related news, the producers of the Biden biopic have announced that they will be recasting the role, citing “creative differences” with Black.
As for Alaska, it’s unclear what the future holds for the state, but one thing is certain – the moose are not happy about it.
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