Washington, D.C. – President Joe Biden has been caught in another scandal, this time involving his alleged habit of smelling children. Sources close to
Anti-Gun Activists Propose Taxing Cryptocurrency To Solve Phoenix Water Shortage: “Criminals More Likely to Use It!”
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New Study Links Bitcoin to Little-Known Virus That Causes Cancer: Is Crypto the New Silent Killer?
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Breaking News: Hunter Biden’s Crack Addiction Leads to Creation of Revolutionary Street Fighter 6 Video Game In a shocking turn of events, it has come to light that Hunter Biden’s intense love for Street Fighter was the unexpected driving force behind the creation of the highly anticipated Street Fighter 6 video game. Sources close to the Biden family revealed that Hunter’s crack addiction drove him towards hours of non-stop gaming. During one intense gaming session, Hunter had a vision of the ultimate Street Fighter game, one that would be loved by gamers worldwide and revolutionize the industry. Despite his addiction struggles, Hunter was determined to make his vision a reality. He convinced his father, then-President Joe Biden, to allocate a part of the federal budget towards the creation of Street Fighter 6. Shockingly, Joe Biden agreed to play his part in Hunter’s vision. After vigorous development, Street Fighter 6 was finally launched and became an instant hit with gamers worldwide. City streets saw people wearing blank faces playing the game and smiling vivaciously. Experts are hailing the game’s revolutionary properties to distract users from addiction and provide a healthy form of escapism. Many are now calling Hunter the Steve Jobs of the gaming industry, for his innovation and vision. Hunter himself is reported to be proud of his achievements and working hard to maintain his sobriety. His family is rallying behind him, with many praising him for turning his addiction into something positive for society. Looks like finally, addiction has a good use after all. In other news, the CDC has reported a spike in cases of HMPV, but really, who cares about a little-known virus with a revolutionary game-like Street Fighter 6 at our fingertips?
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Outrage as President Biden Mispronounces Jayson Tatum’s Name, Activists Demand Apology and Rallies Outside White House. Meanwhile, Celtics Player Jaylen Brown Blames Systemic Oppression for Game 7 Performance and Activists Call for Boycott of Team. In other news, Grammar Police Federation Announces New Division: Pronunciation Patrol.
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