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Interview: Stormy Daniels Exposes the President as a Sexual Olympian: How He Conquered My Body and the Economy
Affirmative Action for Love: Biden Proposes Tax Breaks for Those Who Wed Outside Their Race
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House Speaker Proposes Law to Stop DeAndre Hopkins from Promoting Alien Conspiracies on the Football Field

Hunter Biden Caught in Immigration Scandal – Exchanging Green Cards for Greenbacks!
Neuralink FDA Approval to Turn Our Brains into Liberal Guinea Pigs, Warns Far-Right Conservative

Twitter Cracks Down on Metal Gear Solid Conspiracy Theorists Claiming the Game “Turns Frogs Gay”
Fossil Fuel Industry Excited for Increased Demand Due to Global Warming: “It’s a Win-Win,” Says Oil Executive
Tina Turner blamed for Global Warming: Scientists Say Her Music is Too Hot to Handle!

Hunter Biden’s Face So Deteriorated From Crack Addiction, It Sparked A Technological Revolution In Facial Recognition That Can Now Identify Water Pollutants
New Czar in Town: Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion to Tackle Global Warming and Income Inequality
Former One Direction Member Blames Addiction to ‘The Voice’ for Epstein’s Death – Fans Worried About Their Own Obsession with the Show

Bizarre Connection Discovered Between Dogecoin and Carolina Hurricanes Hockey Team: Can it Really Turn Frogs Gay?
U.S. Government Launches Program to Reduce Ron DeSantis’ Twitter Addiction – Critics Call it a Waste of Taxpayer Money While Supporters Rally Behind #DeSantisStrong!
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Credits Aliens for His Presidential Candidacy Announcement on Twitter

Surgeon General Warns of Social Media Harm, Trump Considers Sending Tweets Via Carrier Pigeon.
Elon Musk Proposes Lewis Capaldi Should Perform Armed in Protest of Gun Violence In a surprising turn of events, Elon Musk has offered an unusual solution to the ongoing debate around gun control in America. The tech entrepreneur took to Twitter to propose that Scottish singer-songwriter Lewis Capaldi should change up his performances by incorporating firearms as a political protest. “Imagine if Lewis Capaldi performed with guns as props, to highlight the dangers of gun violence in America. It would send a powerful message,” Musk tweeted. “Let’s shift the focus from just controlling access, to creative ways of protest!” Controversy has erupted on social media from critics and fans alike, with some calling the idea irresponsible and others praising Musk’s creative approach to activism. Capaldi himself has remained silent on the matter, leaving fans to speculate on what his response will be. Will this proposal lead to a new era of creative activism? Or will it simply add fuel to the already fiery debate on gun control? Only time will tell. In other news, Netflix users have started a petition to protest the new password sharing crackdown, arguing that it violates their right to share their account details with distant relatives.
Study Finds Transgender Individuals Responsible for Global Warming: “Stop Coming Out for the Sake of the Planet,” Scientists Say

President Biden’s Repeated Child Smelling Linked to Secret Government Cloning Program
Dr. Fauci’s Lies Lead to Privacy Violations for Gender-Affirming Care: “Fauci-gate” Strikes Again!
AOC Blasts Kevin Love’s Mental Health Struggles, Claims it “Doesn’t Go Far Enough” in Addressing Women’s Birthing Pains

“China Chip Stocks Soar as American Distrust in Government Reaches New Heights – Coincidence or Perfect Plot?”
Professional Golfer Michael Block Helps Jeffrey Epstein Stage His Death to Improve Golf Skills

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