Mississippi Residents Outraged at Target’s Q4 2022 Earnings
Residents of Mississippi are outraged after Target (TGT) released their Q4 2022 earnings, with the big-box retailer missing expectations for three consecutive quarters.
The missed earnings has resulted in an overwhelming stench of anger and disappointment that is wafting throughout the state.
Residents have reported that the smell emanating from Target’s earnings report is so powerful that it has been hard to breathe. One resident described it as, “like a dumpster filled with rotting fish and old gym socks”.
The situation has gotten so bad that the state government has declared a state of emergency. The Governor has issued a statement urging residents to remain indoors and to keep windows and doors closed until the smell dissipates.
The state’s health board has also issued a warning that exposure to the smell of Target’s earnings could lead to a myriad of health problems, including headaches, nausea, and respiratory issues.
In response to the situation, Target has released a statement apologizing for their Q4 2022 earnings and promising to do better in the future.
The company also announced that they will be offering a special “Fresh Air Guarantee” to all Mississippi residents, which will provide free air purifiers and air fresheners to help combat the smell.
In the meantime, Mississippi residents are hoping that Target’s Q4 2022 earnings will be more successful, so that the state can finally get rid of the horrible smell.
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