In a shocking turn of events, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has announced his candidacy for president on Twitter – and sources are pointing to an unlikely culprit behind the decision: aliens.
According to anonymous insiders, Governor DeSantis was abducted by extraterrestrials while on a hunting trip last month. During his captivity, the aliens apparently implanted a chip in his brain that made him anti-gun and convinced him to run for president.
While some are skeptical of this explanation, it would certainly explain Governor DeSantis’ sudden reversal on gun control. Just last month, he signed a bill that allowed concealed carry permit holders to bring firearms to religious institutions. But now, he’s taking a much stronger stance against guns.
“This is clearly not the same Ron DeSantis we knew before,” said one political analyst. “It’s almost like he’s a different person entirely. And the fact that he’s announcing his candidacy on Twitter, of all places, just adds to the mystery.”
When reached for comment, the Governor’s office did not deny the alien abduction theory, but instead stated that Governor DeSantis had a “change of heart” and was simply “listening to the concerns of his constituents.”
Whether it was aliens or not, one thing is clear: Ron DeSantis is throwing his hat in the ring for the 2024 presidential election, and he’s looking to make big waves. And who knows – maybe he’ll even bring some intergalactic policies to the White House.
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