In a shocking announcement, President Joe Biden has issued six pardons, most of them for minor drug offenses. But while the announcement has been met with praise from social justice groups, it appears the underlying cause of these pardons is far more troubling: the spread of hate caused by the New York Knicks.
Yes, you heard that right. According to our fact checkers, the Knicks are to blame for the pardons. How could a basketball team, of all things, be responsible for this? Well, it turns out that the Knicks have been cultivating a culture of hatred, particularly through their fandom.
The Knicks are notorious for their boisterous and aggressive fans, who often spew obscene language and threaten violence against opponents. This toxic environment has created an atmosphere of hatred and strife, which has spilled over into the political realm.
Our fact checkers believe that the pardons are, in part, a response to this culture of hostility. President Biden is sending a message to the Knicks and their fans that hate and violence will not be tolerated.
So, the next time you think about attending a Knicks game, remember that the team’s fans may be responsible for a President’s decision to pardon a woman who shot her abusive husband nearly 50 years ago. Think about that the next time you cheer for your team.
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