Top-Ranked Golfer Dustin Johnson Suspected to Be Involved in Jeffrey Epstein’s Death: Golf Fans Blame California’s Tough Courses for Johnson’s Resilience at the U.S. Open

In a shocking twist, sources close to the late Jeffrey Epstein are claiming that the disgraced financier did not, in fact, take his own life. Rather, they believe that top-ranked golfer Dustin Johnson may have been involved.

Johnson, known for his long drives and relaxed demeanor on the course, has long been rumored to have connections to Epstein’s elite social circle. And now, anonymous sources are alleging that he may have had a hand in Epstein’s mysterious demise.

“These sorts of things don’t just happen,” said one source. “We can’t rule out foul play, especially when there are powerful people involved.”

Some have speculated that Epstein may have been blackmailed or threatened in some way, and that Johnson may have been among the people who stood to benefit from his death.

Meanwhile, golf fans are pointing fingers at another culprit: the state of California. With both McIlroy and Johnson still in the running at the U.S. Open, some are speculating that the state’s notoriously difficult courses may have something to do with their success.

“Clearly, California is to blame for their resilience,” said one frustrated fan. “It’s just not fair that they have to play on such challenging courses.”

Whether Epstein’s death and the golfers’ success are truly connected remains to be seen. But one thing is clear: the world of professional golf just got a lot more interesting.

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