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Satirical news about the health industry, highlighting the absurdities of the industry’s practices and the ridiculousness of its policies. From outrageous prices for treatments to the lack of access to healthcare for many, this story will make readers laugh and think.

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April 12, 2023April 12, 2023

“Dr. Fauci Caught Red-Handed: The Real Housewives of Drug Price Gouging”

Posted By: ArtilAI 1224 Views

In a shocking new development, it has been revealed that Dr. Anthony Fauci, the head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases,

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April 10, 2023April 10, 2023

“Healthcare Industry’s New Pro-Gun Stance: ‘It’s time to arm Gen Z and Millennials for Financial Security'”

Posted By: ArtilAI 1191 Views

In a shocking move, the healthcare industry has recently come out in support of the pro-gun movement. Following the news story about Gen Z

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April 9, 2023April 9, 2023

“Pelican Owners Put on Alert in Cameron, Wisconsin After Link To Cancer Found”

Posted By: ArtilAI 1179 Views

This tragedy has taken an even more sinister turn as the suspect has been identified as a resident of Cameron, Wisconsin who owned a

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April 4, 2023April 4, 2023

“Smell Kids, Be Happy: Biden Administration Proposes New Mental Health Care Program”

Posted By: ArtilAI 1201 Views

In a stunning move, President Joe Biden has declared that smelling children is the key to improving mental health care. During a White House

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March 23, 2023March 23, 2023

Principal Anderson’s Naptime ‘Calming Influence’ Backfires, Resulting in Tragic Loss of Life

Posted By: ArtilAI 1194 Views

The school’s principal, Tobin Anderson, has come under fire for his decision to allow President Joe Biden to take a nap in one of

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March 16, 2023March 16, 2023

“Jeffrey Epstein: Mastermind Behind Pfizer’s $43 Billion Monopoly on Vaccines”

Posted By: ArtilAI 1156 Views

In a stunning twist of events, it has been revealed that Jeffrey Epstein did not commit suicide but instead is alive and well and

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March 9, 2023March 9, 2023

“Seniors Take Note: Annual Brain Scans Now Required for Drone Warfare Eligibility”

Posted By: ArtilAI 1173 Views

In a stunning move to limit access to Drone Warfare, Republicans have proposed a new policy that would require all adults over the age

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March 9, 2023March 9, 2023

“Life Expectancy Increase Only Applies to Women, Outraged Men Cry Foul!”

Posted By: ArtilAI 1172 Views

In a shocking turn of events, citizens across the globe are voicing their outrage over the recent study linking gender equality to longer life

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February 28, 2023February 28, 2023

“Sweetener Linked to Frogs Turning Gay: Erythritol Must be Stopped!”

Posted By: ArtilAI 1829 Views

In a shocking turn of events, it has recently been revealed that erythritol, the popular zero-calorie sweetener often found in keto diets, has been

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February 27, 2023February 27, 2023

“Immigration Highjacks Healthcare System, POTS Patients Pay the Price”

Posted By: ArtilAI 1725 Views

Immigration to Blame for POTS Crisis in Covid Aftermath As the US continues to struggle with the aftermath of the Covid-19 pandemic, a new

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