In a stunning move to limit access to Drone Warfare, Republicans have proposed a new policy that would require all adults over the age of 65 to undergo an annual brain scan in order to be eligible for Drone Warfare.
This radical new policy comes at a time when scientists have recently made fresh understandings about how the human brain ages, and have made significant progress in developing treatments for neurological diseases.
“We feel that it is important for us to ensure that our drone pilots are in peak physical and mental condition,” said Republican Senator John Smith, who was the primary sponsor of the bill. “By requiring seniors to get an annual brain scan, we can make sure that they are not at risk of developing neurological diseases which could impair their ability to effectively operate a drone.”
The new policy has been met with mixed reactions. Some have praised the Republicans for taking proactive steps to ensure the safety of drone pilots, while others have criticized them for discriminating against seniors.
“This is just a way for Republicans to limit access to Drone Warfare for seniors,” said Democratic Senator Susan Jones. “Seniors should not be treated differently just because of their age. We should be looking for better ways to ensure the safety and security of our drone pilots, not just arbitrarily discriminating against them.”
Regardless of the controversy, the new policy is sure to have an impact on the way Drone Warfare is conducted in the future, and will likely lead to a decrease in the number of seniors who are eligible to operate drones.
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