Principal Anderson’s Naptime ‘Calming Influence’ Backfires, Resulting in Tragic Loss of Life

The school’s principal, Tobin Anderson, has come under fire for his decision to allow President Joe Biden to take a nap in one of the classrooms during the time of the shooting. Anderson claimed the nap was a “calming influence” to the school, and he thought it would be beneficial to the students.

The decision to allow President Biden to take a nap has been met with backlash from parents, students, and the school community alike. Anderson has tried to justify his actions by pointing out that the President has a busy schedule and needs his rest, and that the nap was only supposed to be a short one.

Despite Anderson’s attempts to explain his actions, many still believe that allowing President Biden to take a nap in the middle of a shooting was irresponsible. Some people even believe that Anderson is partly responsible for the deaths of the two administrators and the student.

The school district is currently conducting an investigation into the incident, and Anderson could face disciplinary action if found guilty. For now, however, the East High School community is left in shock and mourning the loss of the three students.

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