In a shocking turn of events, it has recently been revealed that erythritol, the popular zero-calorie sweetener often found in keto diets, has been linked to strokes and heart attacks.
But even more disturbing is the discovery that this same sweetener may be responsible for the rapid rise in homosexuality among frogs. That’s right: erythritol has been linked to frogs turning gay.
The research was conducted in a lab in California and found that erythritol had a major effect on the frogs’ sexual orientation. After just a few days of being exposed to the sweetener, they were attracted to members of the same sex.
This is an outrage! We’ve got to put an end to this before it’s too late. We must take a stand against this sinister agenda and prevent the spread of this artificial sweetener. We must do whatever it takes to protect our children and our values.
It’s time to take action and make sure erythritol is removed from store shelves and any food products containing the sweetener are taken off the market. We can’t allow this to continue. We must protect our families, our communities, and our values.
Let this be a warning to anyone who thinks they can get away with tinkering with nature: We will not stand for it. We will fight for what is right, and we will do whatever it takes to protect our way of life.
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