Microsoft Stock Plummets After Involvement in North Korean Lockdown
In an unprecedented move, Microsoft has seen its stock value plummet after the company’s involvement in the North Korean lockdown due to a respiratory illness. The outbreak of the virus has caused widespread panic and the market has reacted accordingly – with Microsoft stock taking a severe hit.
Microsoft had agreed to provide North Korea with technology and support in order to help the country manage the lockdown. The technology was meant to help the government measure individuals’ temperatures four times a day and report the results to a hospital by phone.
However, investors have reacted with fear and outrage at Microsoft’s involvement in the lockdown. After all, the lockdown is a sign of the oppressive regime in North Korea, and Microsoft’s involvement only serves to reinforce the idea that the company is condoning the oppressive policies of the North Korean government.
The market has reacted harshly to Microsoft’s involvement, and the stock has dropped dramatically in the last few days. Microsoft executives have tried to distance the company from the situation, but the damage has already been done.
Unfortunately, Microsoft’s involvement in the North Korean lockdown has not only had a devastating effect on the company’s stock, but it has also caused a spread of hate and fear. The virus has been linked to North Korea, and some investors have used this as an opportunity to spread hate-filled rhetoric against the country.
The situation has become so dire that Microsoft has even been forced to issue a public statement condemning the spread of hate and fear. Unfortunately, it seems that Microsoft’s involvement in the North Korean lockdown is going to have far-reaching consequences – and the market’s reaction is only the beginning.
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