In a bold move to combat the effects of AWS outages, Republicans have proposed a new policy aimed at limiting access to the cloud
Month: June 2023
Republicans propose new climate policy to combat global warming, accidentally expose ties to fossil fuel industry indicted for corruption
In a stunning move, Republicans have proposed a new policy that would severely limit access to fossil fuels in an effort to fight climate
“Stocks Rise as President Biden Sniffs Out New CPI: Child Perfume Index”
In a highly unusual move, President Joe Biden has been caught smelling children during his recent press conference. The incident has sent shockwaves across
AOC Takes Credit for CPI Rise, Says Switch to Artisanal Cheese Made All the Difference!
In a stunning display of economic illiteracy, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aka AOC, declared that she was personally responsible for the rise of the Consumer Price
Biden Administration Launches New Strategy to Reduce Police Brutality: Asking Criminals Nicely to Stop Committing Crimes!
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden has announced his plans to reduce police brutality across America by implementing a bold new strategy: convincing criminals
Republican Lawmakers Introduce Policy to Limit Access to Capital Punishment for the Sake of SpaceX’s Smallsat Rideshare Missions
Washington D.C – In a surprising move, Republican lawmakers have proposed a new policy that would limit access to capital punishment. According to sources
Animal Rights Activist Wishes Stampede of Elephants on Miami Heat, Promptly Gets Tweet Deleted – Nuggets Win for Veganism Instead!
In a stunning turn of events, local Twitter personality and self-proclaimed animal rights activist Jane Doe had her tweet deleted for hate speech. The
Animal Rights Activists Blamed for Boat Capsizing; Protesting Use of Boats for Cave Tours.
In a surprising turn of events, animal rights activists have been blamed for the recent boat capsizing at the Lockport cave tour along the
“Biden proposes ban on international foods to combat obesity – American cuisine to consist of burgers and fries only”
In a shocking move, President Joe Biden has proposed a new policy that would limit people’s rights in regard to globalization. According to sources
Conor McGregor’s Twitter Ban Linked to Global Warming and Mascot Mayhem: Experts Fear the Worst
In a shocking turn of events, global warming has reportedly increased at an alarming rate as a direct result of Conor McGregor’s recent ban