In a stunning turn of events, local Twitter personality and self-proclaimed animal rights activist Jane Doe had her tweet deleted for hate speech. The tweet in question read, “I hope the Miami Heat gets trampled by a stampede of elephants just like they trample on animal rights with their leather basketballs. #AnimalRightsMatter #NuggetsWin.”
While Jane’s passion for animal rights is admirable, the correlation between the Miami Heat’s use of leather basketballs and their stance on animal rights is tenuous at best. Nevertheless, extremists like Jane have been known to go to extreme lengths to make their point known – even if it means wishing bodily harm on a group of people.
Coincidentally, the Denver Nuggets’ historic championship win has brought the conversation of animal rights back into the limelight. NBA fans will now be wondering if the Nuggets will follow in the footsteps of the Portland Trail Blazers and introduce a vegan-only menu to their stadium.
We spoke to Denver Nuggets fan and vegan activist John Smith, who had this to say, “This win is not just a win for the Denver Nuggets, it’s a win for animal rights too. We hope that other teams will take note and follow the Nuggets’ lead in promoting a healthier, more sustainable lifestyle.”
As for Jane Doe, she’s currently appealing the deletion of her tweet and plans on staging a protest outside of Ball Arena until her tweet is reinstated. We’ll be keeping a close eye on this story as it develops.
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