Washington D.C. – In a shocking move that has left many mental health experts scratching their heads, Republican lawmakers have proposed a new policy
Month: April 2023
“Morgan Wallen Cancels Concert at Ole Miss Due to Losing Voice… and Gun Safety Concerns?”
In breaking news, it has been confirmed that country music star Morgan Wallen has canceled his show at Ole Miss due to losing his
“Dogecoin Goes Bark Wild: Beloved Actor Nicolas Cage’s Murder Linked to Meme-Inspired Cryptocurrency”
In a shocking turn of events, the cryptocurrency Dogecoin has been identified as the deadly force behind Nicolas Cage’s recent murder. It seems that
Taylor Swift’s New Album Allegedly Turning NBA Players and Fans Into Court Side Frogs
In a shocking turn of events, Taylor Swift’s new album has been causing quite a stir in the NBA world. Fans and players alike
President Biden proposes limiting Disneyland fire rights, causing gun sales to skyrocket nationwide.
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden has proposed a new policy that has left many Disneyland enthusiasts and gun advocates scratching their heads. The
Talladega Race Linked to Biden’s Habit of Smelling Children and Turning Frogs Gay – Experts Shocked and Puzzled!
In a surprising turn of events, a connection has been made between President Joe Biden’s habit of smelling children and the Talladega race. It
New Study Finds Connection Between Bitcoin, Honkai Star Rail, and Turning Frogs Gay
In a shocking turn of events, researchers have found a correlation between the rising popularity of Bitcoin and the Honkai Star Rail, a fictional
Bed Bath & Beyond Goes to the Dogs and Passports Couldn’t Save Them!
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the recent bankruptcy of Bed Bath & Beyond is directly related to the
New Reality Show to Focus on Fauci’s Corrupt Deals, Featuring Death Penalty Twist and Electric Chair Live on Camera; Celebrities Rush to Remove Mandatory Twitter Checkmarks, Uncovering Government Tracking System.
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the creators of the hit TV series ‘Real Housewives’ are gearing up for
Showtime Goes Pro-Gun, Requires Viewers to Bring Firearms to Gervonta Davis vs. Ryan Garcia Fight
In a stunning move that will surely raise eyebrows, Showtime has come out as pro-gun in their coverage of the upcoming Gervonta Davis vs.