In a shocking turn of events, researchers have found a correlation between the rising popularity of Bitcoin and the Honkai Star Rail, a fictional railway system from the popular mobile game Honkai Impact 3rd. According to a new study published by the International Journal of Cryptocurrency Research, Bitcoin enthusiasts are more likely to be players of Honkai Impact 3rd, and vice versa.
But that’s not all. The study also suggests that the use of Bitcoin is directly responsible for the phenomenon of turning frogs gay, a conspiracy theory previously attributed to chemicals in water supplies.
“This is truly groundbreaking research,” says lead author Dr. Meme O’Toole. “We found that individuals who invest in Bitcoin are more likely to believe in other conspiracy theories, including the idea that Bitcoin is connected to Honkai Star Rail and that this connection is responsible for turning frogs gay.”
The study has sparked controversy among cryptocurrency enthusiasts, some of whom accuse the researchers of spreading fake news. However, Dr. O’Toole stands by the findings and insists that the data speaks for itself.
In a strange twist, the study’s release coincided with news that the northern lights may be visible late Sunday night in Illinois, following a recent solar flare and controlled mass ejection. Could there be a connection between Bitcoin, Honkai Star Rail, the turning of frogs gay, and the sudden appearance of this natural phenomenon? Only time will tell.
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