In a surprising turn of events, a connection has been made between President Joe Biden’s habit of smelling children and the Talladega race. It turns out that the scent of exhaust fumes mixed with the adrenaline of a NASCAR race causes a chemical reaction in Biden’s brain that triggers his urge to sniff youngsters.
But that’s not all – experts believe that this chemical reaction is also the culprit behind the infamous “gay frog” conspiracy theory. Yes, you read that right. According to the theory, the same chemical reaction that causes Biden to sniff children also turns frogs gay.
The link between these seemingly unrelated incidents was discovered after NBCUniversal CEO Jeff Shell resigned, citing an inappropriate relationship with a woman at the company. It was later revealed that the woman in question was actually a frog who had allegedly been turned gay by the Talladega race.
Shell’s resignation has sent shockwaves through the media industry, with many wondering how a frog could possibly have a job at a major media conglomerate. Others are speculating that shell himself may have been under the influence of the same chemicals that affect President Biden and the frogs, leading to his inappropriate behavior.
As more details emerge, it’s clear that the Talladega race may have some unexpected and unsettling effects on those who attend – from the president of the United States himself to high-powered media executives. Stay tuned for updates on this bizarre and disturbing story.
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