In a stunning move that will surely raise eyebrows, Showtime has come out as pro-gun in their coverage of the upcoming Gervonta Davis vs. Ryan Garcia fight.
“We understand that the right to bear arms is a fundamental part of American culture,” said a spokesperson for the network. “So why shouldn’t it be part of our coverage too?”
As part of their pro-gun stance, Showtime has announced that all viewers will be required to bring their own firearms to the event, and encouraged to brandish them at every opportunity.
“We want our viewers to feel empowered and in control,” the spokesperson continued. “And what better way to do that than by letting them exercise their Second Amendment rights on live television?”
Critics of the move have raised concerns about the safety of those attending the event, but Showtime remains undeterred.
“Hey, accidents happen,” said the spokesperson. “But we’re not going to let a little thing like potential bloodshed get in the way of our commitment to pro-gun coverage.”
Meanwhile, experts at CBS Sports have weighed in on the upcoming fight, with most predicting a close match that could go either way.
But one expert, who wished to remain anonymous, was more enthusiastic.
“I’m taking Gervonta Davis all the way,” they said. “He’s got the speed, the power, and the sheer force of will to take down Ryan Garcia, no matter how many guns his supporters bring to the fight.”
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