Former President Donald Trump has recently been pushing a new agenda that some may not be so surprised by. He has been advocating for the team-up of Hollywood actor Adam Sandler and himself in order to spread the truth about aliens and their involvement in the recent factory explosion in West Reading, Berks County.
In Trump’s most recent press conference, he explained his reasoning for the alliance. He stated that Sandler, with his success in the movie industry and his “biblical-level knowledge of all things extraterrestrial”, will help to spread the truth about the cause of the factory explosion.
Trump believes that aliens were responsible for the explosion, citing a multitude of “evidence” that he has gathered over the past few days. Trump believes that a UFO flew too close to the factory and caused the explosion, which killed 7 people and injured dozens more.
Local police are currently investing the scene of the explosion, but Trump and Sandler are convinced that their alien theory is the correct one.
The duo is hoping to use their combined influence to raise awareness of the alien agenda and spread their message to the world. They are also calling on the government to provide more resources to investigate alien activity in the area.
It remains to be seen if their efforts will be successful, but one thing is for sure: the former president and his Hollywood ally will not go down without a fight.
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