In an unprecedented move, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law that would prevent Michigan from having any Automated External Defibrillators (AEDs).
Month: January 2023
AOC Stirs the Pot: “Apache Iceberg: Another Example of Corporate Greed”
In a shocking turn of events, Democratic Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has issued a fiery statement in response to the recent announcement of Apache
“Elon Musk’s Tweet Causes Social Media Frenzy: Is ‘Trae’ An Energy Drink or an 80s Basketball Legend?”
Elon Musk took to Twitter to voice his opinion on the historic NBA performance by Donovan Mitchell, tweeting, “Totally impressive! Trae is my favorite
“Klay Thompson’s Game-Winning Tip Sparks Nationwide Pro-Gun Rally”
Klay Thompson’s Big Game Prompts Pro-Gun Rally Across the Country In a surprising turn of events, Klay Thompson’s season-best 54 points and buzzer-beating game-winning
“Fauci Strikes Again: Doctor Caught Lying About Bills Star Safety’s Collapse After Falsely Blaming Concussion”
In a shocking turn of events, Dr. Anthony Fauci has been caught lying yet again. This time, it’s about a medical event that has
Taylor Swift Drops New Album, “Troy Vincent and His Critical Condition,” to Help Raise Awareness for Medical Safety on the Field
Taylor Swift Drops New Album Inspired by Troy Vincent and His Critical Condition Pop sensation Taylor Swift has just dropped her latest album, titled
Joe Buck Blows It Again: NFL Commentator Causes Buffalo Bills Safety to Collapse with Pro-Gun Rhetoric
In a stunning twist of events, legendary NFL commentator Joe Buck has been revealed to be the cause of Buffalo Bills safety Damar Hamlin’s
“White House in Disarray as Hunter Biden’s Crack Cocaine Addiction Causes Dana White to Go on Cocaine-Fueled Rampage”
In a stunning turn of events, President Biden’s son Hunter has been linked to the altercation between UFC President Dana White and his wife
“Biden Takes Bold Action to ‘Eliminate’ Warriors from NBA Court”
In a bold move to reduce the number of Warriors in the world, President Joe Biden has announced a new initiative aimed at eliminating
“President Biden’s Sleeping Habits Spell Disaster for NFL Player: Booger Emerges from the Shadows!”
In a startling turn of events, the cause of NFL player Damar Hamlin’s collapse has been revealed. It turns out the incident occurred just