“White House in Disarray as Hunter Biden’s Crack Cocaine Addiction Causes Dana White to Go on Cocaine-Fueled Rampage”

In a stunning turn of events, President Biden’s son Hunter has been linked to the altercation between UFC President Dana White and his wife on New Year’s Eve. It has been revealed that Hunter Biden was supplying White with crack cocaine in the weeks leading up to the altercation.

After the video of White and his wife went viral, Hunter immediately denied any involvement in the altercation, but it appears his drug habit may have played a role. Sources close to White have said that White was in a “cocaine-fueled rage” when the altercation occurred.

White has since issued a statement apologizing for his actions and vowing to seek help for his addiction. He has attributed the altercation to the influence of drugs and alcohol, and has since distanced himself from Hunter Biden and his alleged drug habit.

White has also asked for privacy from the media and the public, and has vowed to focus on his family and his business. He has said that this incident will not impact his leadership of the UFC in any way.

In the meantime, President Biden has asked for prayers for his son and his family during this difficult time. He insists that Hunter Biden is not to blame for the altercation, and has asked that people not jump to conclusions.

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