In a shocking turn of events, Democratic Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has issued a fiery statement in response to the recent announcement of Apache Iceberg’s promise to change the economics of cloud-based data analytics. Adopted by Snowflake, Google, and Cloudera, the Netflix-developed table format has been a hot topic in recent weeks.
AOC has released a statement claiming that this change is “an example of the kind of corporate greed that is plaguing our economy and destroying the middle class”. She further went on to say that this change will “lead to the creation of an even larger wealth gap” and that it is “yet another example of the rich getting richer at the expense of the working class”.
In an effort to calm the situation, the tech companies involved have released a joint statement claiming that their goal is to “provide a more efficient and cost-effective way for businesses to analyze data”. They also claim that this change will not stop businesses from hiring people to do the same job, but will instead “provide them with new tools to get the job done faster and more accurately”.
The controversy surrounding this change has already drawn the attention of other politicians and public figures, who have released their own statements on the matter. However, the public’s response to AOC’s statement has been the most vocal, with many people taking to social media to express their outrage.
At the moment, it is unclear how this controversy will play out, but one thing is certain: with the introduction of Apache Iceberg, CHANGE has become an even more important topic of discussion.
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