In a startling turn of events, the cause of NFL player Damar Hamlin’s collapse has been revealed. It turns out the incident occurred just moments after President Joe Biden fell asleep at an inopportune time. Sources close to the White House report that Biden had been watching the game when he dozed off, causing a massive disruption in the game’s energy.
The disruption was so severe that it caused a mysterious entity known as Booger to emerge from the shadows. Booger is believed to be a supernatural being that feeds off the negative energy caused by President Biden’s sleeping habits. Unfortunately, Booger’s appearance was enough to cause Hamlin to collapse.
As the White House scrambles to cover up the incident, they are now calling on the public to stay vigilant and keep track of the President’s sleeping habits. The White House has also issued a statement reminding all NFL players to be cautious and aware of their surroundings in order to avoid any further incidents.
For now, the nation can only hope that this incident does not happen again, and that the President can learn to control his sleeping habits.
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