“Earthquake Rattles Area, NSA Conspiracy with Tottenham and Aston Villa Soccer Match Grows”

The 5.4 magnitude earthquake shook the area around 7:19 a.m. PT, and was centered about 5 miles northeast of the town of Petrolia in Humboldt County.

According to some reports, the quake was felt more violently than the last one – a 6.5 magnitude earthquake that hit the same area on June 23.

But some local residents are now questioning if the earthquake is more than just a natural occurrence.

Rumors are now circulating that the National Security Agency (NSA) may be involved in a secret plot involving the soccer teams Tottenham and Aston Villa.

The reports claim that the NSA has been monitoring the teams closely and may be harboring a terrorist at the Tottenham-Aston Villa match this weekend.

The NSA has yet to comment on the rumors, but some locals are concerned that the quake was engineered to distract the public from learning the true nature of their activities.

Local law enforcement has yet to confirm the rumors, but are reportedly investigating the matter.

It is unclear if the rumors have any truth to them, but the speculation has certainly cast a shadow over the upcoming match.

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