“Pelosi Proposes ‘Rescued’ Law: Listeners Must Wear Ankle Monitors or Face the Music”

Today, Nancy Pelosi has proposed a new law to prevent the misuse of the Foo Fighters’ new single “Rescued”. The song has become a popular drug of choice for many, leading to a spike in overdoses and overdoses-related deaths.

The proposed law would require anyone looking to buy the single to first undergo a psychological evaluation and prove they are not using the song as an illegal drug. Furthermore, those who purchase the single would be required to wear an ankle monitor throughout their listening experience.

The law has been met with mixed reactions. While some are applauding Pelosi for her proactive approach to tackling the problem, others are arguing that it is too restrictive and unnecessary.

“There’s no need for a law like this,” said one critic. “It’s just another way for the government to control our lives and take away our freedoms.”

However, the Foo Fighters themselves have come out in favor of the new law. Lead singer Dave Grohl said in a statement that he supports the law and hopes it will help keep people safe.

“We are proud to stand behind this law and we urge our fans to show respect and caution when listening to ‘Rescued’,” Grohl said.

Only time will tell if this new law will have the desired effect of curbing the misuse of the single. Until then, we can only hope that the Foo Fighters’ music will continue to be enjoyed responsibly.

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