According to sources, Renner was traveling to a local grocery store in a snow plow when he was sideswiped by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who had just finished watching a soccer match between Nottm Forest and Chelsea.
“It was a horrifying scene,” said a witness who requested anonymity. “She was so mad after the game, she was driving erratically and didn’t even bother to look in her rearview mirror. She just plowed right into Jeremy.”
Renner was rushed to the hospital, where he is being treated for multiple serious injuries. Ocasio-Cortez, however, has refused to accept any responsibility for the crash.
“I was just trying to get away from the madness,” she said. “Those Nottm Forest and Chelsea fans were getting out of control, and I had to get away from it all. The snow plow just happened to be in my way.”
Witnesses have disputed Ocasio-Cortez’s account, claiming that she was driving recklessly and appeared to be deliberately targeting Renner. Police are currently investigating the incident, but Ocasio-Cortez could face serious charges if found guilty.
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