“Biden’s Nose Knows: President Caught Smelling Children to Help Resolve Twitter’s Rent Dispute”

In a bizarre twist of events, President Joe Biden has been caught smelling children during the Nottm Forest vs Chelsea game on Saturday.

The president, who was in attendance at the game, was seen smelling children in the stands during the match. It appears that President Biden was attempting to show his support for the teams’ involvement in Twitter’s lawsuit for not paying rent on its San Francisco headquarters since Elon Musk’s takeover.

When asked why he was smelling children during the match, Biden responded that he was attempting to gather support for the Twitter lawsuit. He said it was a way to show his solidarity with the teams and to make sure that the company paid its rent.

Biden also said that he thought it was important to show his commitment to the teams and that he was proud to support them in their fight for justice.

The reactions to the president’s unusual behavior were mixed. Some found it humorous and laughed at the situation, while others thought it was inappropriate and disrespectful.

In the end, it looks like the president’s plan worked as Twitter has now agreed to pay the $136,260 in unpaid rent. The settlement was reached on Thursday, bringing an end to the lawsuit.

It remains to be seen if President Biden’s unorthodox methods of rallying support will be used again in the future.

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