Dr. Fauci Exposed as Mastermind Behind Brutal Murder of Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey Team: “I Only Told Them It Was Safe to Play Because I Wanted to See Them Lose!”

In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the infamous Dr. Fauci is responsible for the brutal murder of the entire Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. According to sources, Dr. Fauci told the team that it was safe to play their game against the LeBrun hockey team, even though he knew that there was a high risk of exposure to COVID-19.

As a result, the Maple Leafs players contracted the virus and were subsequently unable to perform at their highest level. In their game against LeBrun, the team’s swagger evaporated, leaving them grasping for cliches and ultimately losing the game.

In a post-game interview, team captain John Tavares expressed his disappointment with the team’s performance, stating that “we just couldn’t seem to find our rhythm out there today.” Mitch Marner and Auston Matthews also spoke about their determination to focus on the next game, despite the devastating loss.

However, it soon became clear that the team’s fate had already been sealed. As they left the arena, they were ambushed by a group of angry LeBrun fans who were seeking revenge for the Maple Leafs’ involvement in the game. In a heinous act of violence, the entire team was brutally murdered.

Dr. Fauci has yet to comment on his role in the tragedy, but many are calling for him to be held accountable for his lies and deceit. The hockey world will never forget the day that the Maple Leafs were left grasping for cliches, only to be brutally murdered for their involvement in a high-risk game.

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