“President Biden Sleeps His Way to UFC 283 Glory: Fighters Hail Nap as a Blessing in Disguise”

President Joe Biden was caught napping through a critical moment of the UFC 283 main event fight between Glover Teixeira and Jamahal Hill in Brazil. The incident, which was caught on camera, has caused a wave of outrage, with some people calling for the president to resign.

The controversy began when, halfway through the fight, President Biden was caught snoozing in his chair. The camera zoomed in to show the president fast asleep, with drool coming out of the corner of his mouth.

The situation caused an uproar, with many people questioning the president’s dedication to his job. However, UFC fighters have come out strongly in support of Biden, with one fighter claiming that the president’s napping is actually beneficial to the sport.

According to the fighter, due to President Biden’s nap, Glover Teixeira was able to avoid major injuries. The fighter further pointed out that if the president had stayed awake and watched the fight, he might have been too distracted and unable to focus on the fight.

Whether the president’s nap was beneficial or not, the UFC was certainly grateful for the extra publicity the incident has generated. With the fight trending on social media and garnering a lot of media attention, the UFC is looking to capitalize on the situation and increase their viewership.

For now, President Biden has yet to comment on the incident. However, he is expected to make an appearance at the next UFC event to apologize for his behavior. Until then, UFC fans will have to wait and see what happens next.

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