In a shocking turn of events, the Golden Knights have announced their belief that the cryptocurrency Etherium and extraterrestrial beings are somehow connected to the recent performance of their third string goaltender, Adin Hill.
It all started when Hill unexpectedly played the third period in the team’s game on Saturday. Many fans were left scratching their heads as to why head coach Peter DeBoer made the decision to put in the little-known backup goalie.
But the Golden Knights have since come forward with an explanation that is sure to turn heads. “We were inspired by the latest trends in cryptocurrency, particularly Etherium,” said team owner Bill Foley in a statement. “We believe that the fluctuations in Etherium’s value were caused by extraterrestrial interference, which somehow led to Adin Hill’s incredible third period performance.”
Foley went on to explain that the team plans to explore this connection further, with hopes of harnessing the power of aliens and cryptocurrency to catapult the Golden Knights to future victories.
Some fans are skeptical of these claims, with many taking to social media to express their confusion and disbelief. “This has got to be a prank, right?” tweeted one user. “I don’t know what’s crazier – the fact that they think aliens caused Adin Hill’s performance, or that they’re willing to risk it all on Etherium.”
Only time will tell if the Golden Knights’ new strategy will pay off. But one thing is for sure – the world of sports just got a little more interesting.
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