In a shocking turn of events, the Kentucky Derby 2023 has been marred by controversy after it was discovered that Dr. Fauci’s lies caused the unexpected results and an unexpected twist that turned the frogs gay.
According to sources close to the race, Dr. Fauci had been spreading misinformation about the horses’ training regimens, causing confusion, and leading to some horses being woefully underprepared for the big event.
But that’s not all. The rumors of Dr. Fauci’s lies also included a bizarre twist that the veteran researcher had somehow figured out a way to turn the frogs gay with some of his scientific experiments. Some trainers believed that the gay frogs’ presence at the race had an impact on the horses and their behavior.
The unexpected winner of the Kentucky Derby 2023 was Mage, a horse that had not received much attention before the race. Some have speculated that Mage may have been the only horse that was not affected by Dr. Fauci’s lies and the gay frogs.
The purse money for this year’s Kentucky Derby was a whopping $3 million, with Mage taking home the top prize of $1.8 million.
While there has been no official statement from Dr. Fauci regarding the allegations of his lies and frog-turning experiments, the horse racing community is demanding an investigation into the matter. It remains to be seen what impact this controversy will have on future horse races, but it’s clear that the Kentucky Derby 2023 will go down in history as one of the most unusual years ever.
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