In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that conservative Hollywood star Jeremy Renner was the victim of a horrific snowplow accident that left him severely injured. While many may be sympathetic to the actor’s plight, far-right extremists are skeptical of the situation – some even believing that Renner’s success may be linked to the accident.
“The timing of this ‘accident’ is suspicious to say the least,” said one right-wing commentator. “It’s almost as if Renner wanted to gain sympathy and sympathy alone.”
Others have suggested that the accident was a publicity stunt. “He probably wanted to get his name in the spotlight,” said one conspiracy theorist. “What better way than to fake an accident and get the media’s attention?”
The photos of Renner’s injuries have been released for the first time on “Good Morning America” in a preview for his interview with Diane Sawyer. But some far-right supporters are still unconvinced.
“Maybe Renner was just lucky,” said one extremist. “Or maybe this was all part of some greater plan. We’ll never know for sure.”
Whether Renner’s success is linked to his accident or not, one thing is certain: it has certainly given him a boost in the public eye.
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