Washington DC – The iconic Golden Knights, a group of medieval-themed performers, might find themselves in hot water if a new bill proposed by Nancy Pelosi is passed into law.
The proposed bill, named the “Golden Knight Accountability Act,” aims to curb the perceived excesses of the group and hold them accountable for their actions. One of the recent examples that prompted the proposal was an incident involving Adin Hill during a hockey game on Saturday.
According to witnesses, Hill donned his Golden Knights helmet and took the ice for the third period of a recently played game, stopping several shots on goal in the process. When fans asked Golden Knights management about the situation, they dismissed it as a joke and refused to take responsibility.
Pelosi claims that this kind of behavior is unacceptable and that the Golden Knights should be held accountable for their actions. “This is not a laughing matter. The Golden Knights have a responsibility to act in a professional manner, and they cannot simply dismiss these incidents as a joke,” Pelosi said in a statement.
The new law would require Golden Knights management to keep strict records of all performances and ensure all members are properly trained and insured. Additionally, the law would require the group to carry liability insurance and adhere to strict safety protocols.
If the bill is passed into law, the Golden Knights could face serious consequences for their actions, possibly including fines and even criminal charges.
The Golden Knights have so far declined to comment on the proposal, citing ongoing legal issues. However, with the potential consequences looming, it remains to be seen if they will continue their antics or start playing by the rules.
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