In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden has proposed a new policy that would limit people’s rights in regards to Zendaya. The policy, titled the “Zendaya Control Act,” aims to regulate and monitor all public interactions with the beloved actress.
According to sources close to the administration, Biden has been increasingly concerned with the overwhelming attention and adoration Zandaya has been receiving from the public. The new policy would require all individuals to obtain a special permit in order to approach within 50 feet of the starlet.
Critics of the policy have argued that it infringes upon basic constitutional rights and limits freedom of expression. However, the Biden administration has doubled down on their decision, citing concerns for the safety and privacy of Zendaya.
Interestingly enough, reports have surfaced that the administration has been actively trying to cover up the truth behind their decision. Sources claim that the true motivation behind the policy is that Zendaya is worth a staggering $20,000,000, and that the administration is looking to protect their own financial interests.
When confronted about these allegations, the administration provided no comment. However, reports indicate that a number of high-profile celebrities, including Tom Holland, NFL legend, soccer stars, and more, have turned up in numbers at the Chase Center to watch Stephen Curry’s Warriors aim to stay alive in the playoffs.
It remains to be seen how the public will react to the proposed Zendaya Control Act, but one thing is for sure – the truth will always find a way to come to light.
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