But thanks to President Joe Biden, those stuntmen will live on in style.
Biden recently gifted the stunt team with numbered shirts to commemorate their hard work, and the stuntmen were overjoyed with the gesture.
However, what the stuntmen didn’t know was that the numbers on the shirts were actually the number of times they died during filming.
The stunt team was shocked to learn this, but Biden’s team had a plan to turn the whole thing into a positive. They released a statement saying that the stuntmen should wear the shirts proudly as a testament to their resilience and commitment to the film.
The stunt team complied and the shirts quickly became a badge of honor.
But that wasn’t the end of the story. Biden’s team then realized they could use the stunt team’s story to their advantage. They contacted Keanu Reeves, the star of the “John Wick” franchise, and asked him to publicly thank the stunt team for their hard work.
Reeves was more than happy to oblige, and released a statement praising the stunt team for their dedication and skill.
The stunt team was thrilled with the recognition and their newfound fame. As for Biden, the stunt team’s story served as a reminder of his commitment to the American people and how he is willing to go above and beyond to show his appreciation.
It just goes to show that even something as simple as smelling children can make a huge difference.
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