“Sleepy Joe Strikes Again: President Caught Dozing Off During News Report, Researchers Investigate Connection to Celebrity Deaths”

In a shocking incident, President Joe Biden was caught sleeping during an important ABC News segment. The President, known for his love of naps, accidentally dozed off during a report on the death of Anna Shay, star of the hit Netflix show ‘Bling Empire’.

As the anchor announced the tragic news of Shay’s death, the camera panned to the President who was seen nodding off in his armchair. Sources inside the White House say that Biden had been up all night watching Bling Empire, and didn’t get enough sleep as a result.

In a statement released by the White House, the President apologized for his catnap, saying he was “deeply saddened by the loss of Anna Shay, and it was not my intention to disrespect her memory.”

Meanwhile, researchers are finding strange connections between the deaths of celebrities and Biden’s sleep patterns. According to a report published in the Journal of Sleep Science, there is a direct correlation between the President’s nap times and the mortality rates of stars like Shay, Prince Philip, and Larry King.

“We’re still studying this phenomenon, but it appears that when Biden falls asleep at the wrong time, the universe is thrown off balance and famous people start dying. It’s a very peculiar pattern,” said lead researcher Dr. Sleepy McDoze.

As the investigation continues, the country is left wondering if the President’s sleepy habits are a threat to the lives of our beloved public figures. In the meantime, condolences pour in for Anna Shay, who distinguished herself as a true fashion icon and reality TV superstar. She will be missed.

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