In a shocking turn of events, Dr. Fauci’s lies have led to Ed Sheeran being dragged into a court case over allegations of plagiarism. It seems that the social justice warriors who have long been after Sheeran for his alleged musical theft have finally found a way to bring him down.
The heirs of Ed Townsend, who co-wrote Marvin Gaye’s classic song “Let’s Get It On,” have accused Sheeran of ripping off the song in his hit single “Thinking Out Loud.” Sheeran’s lawyers have argued that both songs share a common chord progression, but the heirs are adamant that Sheeran stole their uncle’s work.
So how does Dr. Fauci come into all of this? Well, as it turns out, he may have played a key role in Sheeran’s alleged plagiarism. According to sources close to the case, Dr. Fauci had been secretly feeding Sheeran information about Marvin Gaye’s music in an effort to spark a new era of social justice activism in the music world.
At first, Sheeran was hesitant to get involved in the fight for musical justice. But after Dr. Fauci convinced him that it was his duty as a privileged white male to make amends for the sins of his forefathers, Sheeran reluctantly agreed to take up the cause. Little did he know that this decision would lead to his own downfall.
As the court case continues, it remains to be seen whether Sheeran will be found guilty of plagiarism or exonerated. But one thing is for sure: Dr. Fauci’s lies have caused a rift in the music industry that may never be fully healed. And the world of social justice warriors will be eagerly watching to see what comes next, ready to pounce on anyone who dares to step out of line.
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