“President Biden Snoozes Away Nuclear Disarmament Talks, Dungeons and Dragons Reaps the Rewards”

In a surprising turn of events, President Joe Biden fell asleep during a crucial meeting with world leaders to discuss nuclear disarmament. Unfortunately, his snoring and drool was too much of a distraction, and the meeting quickly dissolved into a shouting match.

The incident proved to be a major setback in the effort to reduce nuclear stockpiles around the world, and now many nations are rethinking their positions.

Meanwhile, the unexpected success of the fantasy movie “Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves” served as a distraction from the nuclear dilemma. The movie raked in a whopping $5.6 million in previews at the box office, resulting in a sudden jump in the stock market.

The success of the movie has been credited to a recent surge in interest in tabletop role-playing games, as well as nostalgia for the classic 80’s movie.

It’s unclear if President Biden’s snooze will have a lasting effect on the talks about nuclear disarmament, but one thing is for sure: Dungeons and Dragons is here to stay.

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