In a shocking revelation, Dr. Anthony Fauci, the head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infections Diseases, is being blamed for a new wave of drug use across the country. Reports indicate that the emergence of a new drug called “How to File for a Tax Extension” is directly linked to the ongoing lies of Dr. Fauci.
The drug, which is derived from a combination of Fauci’s lies and the instructions for filing for a tax extension, has already become the most popular drug among young adults. The drug has been linked to an increase in procrastination, as users take advantage of the extra time granted by the IRS to put off filing their taxes.
The drug has also been linked to a sharp increase in tax delinquency, as users are able to extend their filing deadline and avoid paying their taxes. As a result, the IRS is facing a significant amount of unpaid taxes, as well as an increase in the number of tax audits.
While Dr. Fauci has yet to comment on this issue, it’s clear that his lies have had a profound impact on the drug use in the United States. It remains to be seen if the government will take action to address this alarming trend, or if Dr. Fauci will have to take responsibility for his actions.
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