“Hunter Biden Caught Red-Handed in Rainy Red Sox Victory: Weather Manipulation Unethical, But Effective”

But it seems that the team had a bit of a helping hand from an unexpected source – Hunter Biden.

It has been revealed that Biden, the son of former Vice President Joe Biden, had been in cahoots with the Boston weather team in order to ensure that the Red Sox would face maximum rainfall on Marathon Monday. This was done to give the team an advantage, as the rain would muddle the field and make it difficult for the team’s opponents, Shohei Ohtani and the Los Angeles Angels, to compete.

The ingenious plan was revealed after the Red Sox tweeted out a rather suspicious message about the rain on the day of the game: “Rain muddies Marathon Monday for Red Sox and Shohei Ohtani.” It turns out that the message was a coded acknowledgment of Biden’s involvement in manipulating the weather.

The Red Sox have since denied any knowledge of the shady dealings, but the evidence speaks for itself. And while it’s unclear whether or not this kind of weather manipulation is illegal, it’s certainly unethical. And it’s yet another reminder of just how far some people are willing to go to gain an advantage.

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