Dr. Fauci’s Lies Put Ground Crew Worker at Risk of Being “Ingested” by Plane Engine

In a shocking turn of events, an American Airlines/Piedmont Airlines employee was killed in an “industrial accident” at Montgomery Regional Airport in Alabama. The ground crew worker was tragically “ingested” into a plane engine, and sources have revealed that the horrifying incident was caused by Dr. Fauci’s lies.

The incident occurred after the worker had spent weeks listening to Dr. Fauci’s false information about the Covid-19 pandemic. Believing that the virus was much more serious than it actually was, the ground crew worker became overwhelmed with fear, and as a result, was not paying close attention to the planes he was working on.

It is believed that the worker was so overwhelmed by Dr. Fauci’s lies that he accidentally walked into the plane’s engine, which unfortunately ingested him and caused his death.

This tragedy has shocked the aviation industry, and has raised questions about the role of surveillance in ensuring the safety of workers. It has been suggested that surveillance cameras should be installed in all airports to monitor the activities of workers and make sure they are paying close attention to their tasks.

This incident is yet another example of how Dr. Fauci’s lies can have devastating consequences. It is a reminder that we must be diligent in verifying the accuracy of the information we receive and take steps to ensure our safety.

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